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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

bespoking:

( x )

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho
sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho
sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho
sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

(Source: hargashouseofribs)

santa:

bandoge:

why does santa get more things for rich kids

*sweats nervously*

(Source: worldwar2chainz)

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

A lot of people eat here just to see him fly by

(Source: tonystarkfucksaround)

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

stevieraedrawn:

Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?

Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.

What a lovely symmetry.

But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.

yamino:

sandetiger:

earlystagesofanorgy:

sandetiger:

alittleballoon:

fanufactured:

lightspeedsound:

hip-hip-poohray:

The most iconic commercial in television history? I think YES.

omfg beyonce just did the “chick” part of the “boom boom chick” by MAKING THE CHAINMAIL ON HER ASS MOVE LIKE A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT 

Britney’s strangled cat runs in the midst of Pink and Bey killing it will always be my favorite.

omfg That’s Enrique Iglesias as the king, wonderful!

U guiz… it’s emperor. Roman emperor.

fun facts guys gladiatorial combat included corporate sponsorship, dramatic music, and even female combatants at times, so like 90% of this is plausible

the costumes are even p realistic considering gladiators would fight with loinclothes and minimal armor. you can even see beyonce armed w the trappings of the reitarius or ‘net-fighter’. That’s good commercialing.

roman nerd u give me life

This is… this is everything I ever wanted

broodinghunx:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen
broodinghunx:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen
broodinghunx:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen
broodinghunx:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

broodinghunx:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

(Source: buzzfeed)

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury